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Call me when your awkward teenstache turns into something respectable I can put my vagina on.

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I’ll only guarantee sex if you’ll guarantee the Rohypnol.

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Kissing you feels like a party in my mouth…and yours.

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I want to go back when

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• rap was poetry, not shit
• young females looked adorable, not sluts
• there was class, not swag
• cartoons were good, not stupid
• toys were bought from Toy ‘R Us, not the Apple Store
• we drank soda, not beer
• we took vitamins, not drugs
• dates meant movies, not sex
• beauty was real, not photoshopped 
• what we feared about highschool was homework, not drama
• we went to parties, not functions
• we were afraid of growing up, not growing up too fast.

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You don’t tell… I don’t tell…. Now let’s check my oil with your dipstick….

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YES!!!!

I know I have a vagina…. But i’m going to need you to suck my dick

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